Here she iiiiiissss!

Oh yeah, that's riiiight. See that, guys and gals....this is the hot one. The sexy pick to ascend to the top of your NFL heap. All raven-haired and ....stuff. OK so I'm running on friggin' fumes here. Shoot me. It's a free blog.

Your Atlanta Falcons are now considered to be - if you believe the fans who are employed as "sportscasters" at ESPN or the like - The Best Team in the NFL. They beat the Ravens, Packers, and Saints. Went to OT with the Steelers. Tough to argue, but it's only November 30th by my calendar -- there's a lot more football to be played.

How was your Thanksgiving? Mine was pretty good, but after eating and drinking (Amanda, your pumpkin martinis were simply diiiiVINE! mmwwwah!) I couldn't fit into MY cheerleader costume for days. My brother smoked the turkey we ate that night, it was outstanding. We visited my in-laws in the mid-afternoon while the Pats were on. Good times.

But the games kinda sucked, huh?

12-4 on the week, which brings my non-expert total to 84-63. NOW I'm winnin' some cash...

NE beats Detroit: Detroit has a good defense and a great WR. The offensive line is serviceable but they lack a running back who can do....anything. Detroit's Matt Stafford is still hurt, which kills them. Patriots are streaking but that weak defense is troubling....

New Orleans beats Dallas: close call. Poor Jon Kitna, all work and no play in mopup duty for his entire career.

Cincinnati loses to NY Jets: you know that the NFL would LOVE to have a game every Thanksgiving evening in NYC. The money! The glitz! The money! Whatever.

Green Bay loses to Atlanta: hot n' sexy in the dirty South. Flap your wings, Falcons. Any chance that the NFC South goes back-to-back Super Bowls?

Pittsburgh beats Buffalo: poor Stevie Johnson. Drops more balls than a........never mind

Carolina loses to Cleveland: Browns coulda been a contender. Long Carolina season.

Jacksonville loses to NY Giants: no miracles this week. Blah

Minnesota beats Redskins: Jenn Sterger's psychic ghost was chasing him on that late 4th-quarter run. "Brett....I want an AUTOGRAPPPPHHHED picture!!!"

Tennessee loses to Houston: right. Houston fears success but Tennessee fears Vince Young.

KC beats Seattle: only because Seattle did not wear the neon green jerseys

Miami beats Oakland: Raiders now fear success, and are hoping for Al Davis to just die, baby.

St Louis beats Denver: Josh McDaniels had set up cameras to spy on the St Louis Blues. Big mistake.

Philly loses to Chicago: how? Crazy. Woof woof

Tampa loses to Baltimore: someday soon Tampa will be a good team. Maybe real soon.

San Diego beats Indy: Go gently into the night, Peyton. They love to see you on the way up but would love to kick you on the way down even more.

SF beats Arizona: funny game, right? ha ha. Don't laugh at me. Boo hoo. Derek Anderson's a ninny. Anyone watch this DOG? I chose "The Walking Dead" - -it was more...lively! I'm here all week!

Sunshine on a cloudy day, folks. Have fun out there but be safe.